SPORT IDEA: SEGWAY BATTLES

you’re locked in a room with justin bieber and nash grier and you have a gun with one bullet. who do you shoot? personally I’d probably go for the big alien monster who I forgot to mention is also in the room

wow this pile of stones totally rocks

gotta wonder what cat nip stands for. catapult nipple maybe? not so sure I’d be interested in this product

I had a dream that school started and one of my professors was will ferrell with bright orange hair and he was a big jerk

officialunitedstates:

did it hurt when you fell from tennessee

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

woke up in a cold sweat, thinking, “wow, tumblr is the perfect platform for interacting with the brands that i love”

whatisgoingonpleasehelp:

this post will be deleted soon. “like” it while you still can!

sounds like a scam to get people to reblog so it won’t disappear forever. well I for one am not falling for it

people keep talking about kik. what is kik? I don’t want it

railroadsoftware:

capitalistpropaganda:

we’ve lost a great man, blogger, and scorpio today. but let this be a day for us to learn from railroadsoftware’s teachings and thank him for all he has done for us. god bless you railroadsoftware

I can’t believe I’m dead

we’ve lost a great man, blogger, and scorpio today. but let this be a day for us to learn from railroadsoftware’s teachings and thank him for all he has done for us. god bless you railroadsoftware

railroadsoftware:

capitalistpropaganda:

unfortunately, railroadsoftware is dead. the lack of bees was too upsetting and he choked on his tears. rest in peace rs, I’ll remember you for the great man you once were. but you are no longer alive :’(

don’t worry, I’m alive

sometimes I almost think I can still hear your voice telling me you’re just fine… alas, you are dead, railroadsoftware. I must accept the truth :/

ha. you think I’m cocky now? this is only half of my chicken collection

unfortunately, railroadsoftware is dead. the lack of bees was too upsetting and he choked on his tears. rest in peace rs, I’ll remember you for the great man you once were. but you are no longer alive :’(

every day I lean out my window and lob a single brick at my neighbor’s house. this way I can weaken them to give myself an advantage without them noticing and starting a battle before I’m ready